If this actually happens, someone will pay.

Posted on December 10, 2009. Filed under: News | Tags: , , , , |

This appeared in my browser today and made me feel very ill .  I don’t even have words for how unbelievably horrifying it would be if the so called “Jedward” did turn up in The Hobbit. It’s…just…wrong. On every level.

We already know for a fact that they’re talentless attention seeking morons so the chancess of suddenly uncovering an acting ability is very slim.Somewhere a studio hack has thought; “We’re struggling to fund this film. These puppets seem to be making a lot of money for Simon Cowell. Maybe I can cash in too.”  Hopefully someone with creative control will step in and go, “Yeah, but they suck.” before it’s too late.  Let’s hope it’s just a publicity stunt to drum up some of the dwindling interest.

I know one thing. If they do get in there’ll be a big long queue of already disgruntled Tolkienites marching on Paramount towers. And I’ll probably be joining leading them.

*Disclaimer: usually there would be a photo on this post but I couldn’t bear to have them defacing my blog.*

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9 Responses to “If this actually happens, someone will pay.”

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aw come on now Katie, have a sense of humour. these types of fun stories give us all a laugh
and anyway, had jedward been in the two towers and return of the king maybe those 7 hours combined of walking on screen may have been a bit more fun to watch

when it comes to messing with my favourite film/book i have no sense of humour im afraid.
you clearly have less taste than i thought you did sir 😉

has there been a more overrated movie series in history? oh yes, stah wahs…

It has to be someone’s idea of a joke which is not actually funny at all. They really could not ever get parts in a film, especially a film like “The Hobbit”.

Ross: you’re on the way to earning youself a lifetime ban. That or an epic blog battlwe where we argue continually until we’re the only two left reading eachothers blogs.

Caz: the only film i want to see them in is one where they get shot off into space never to be seen again.

someone other than me and you reads my blog?

Well, there’s the other Ross…

him? no way. he doesnt even know we have a website – i just record his rants and then type them up and add pictures to them…

OH… MY… GOD


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